25/8/97

The hypocritical oath

Those racist Jew doctors at Hadassah Hospital booted out all its Palestinian patients as revenge for the latest terrorist bombing.
    It must be true, because a politician said so.
    Shame on you, Hadassah. Thank you, Riyad Za'anoun, for confirming such a terrible thing.
    Someone a bit more cynical than I might suggest the politician is lying.
But this guy's a health minister, the health minister of all the Palestinians, which must mean he knows the unbelievable-but-true evils done to his own people.
    If you have any further reason to doubt this gentleman, it may help to know he confirmed this charge from his hospital bed. At Hadassah.
    Outside his window, he must have seen a wicked Jewish doctor banishing all the Palestinians from the hospital grounds.
    The claim was originally made by another source we cannot possibly doubt, a Palestinian university -- Bir Zeit, a world-famous source of knowledge and fact. On Bir Zeit's Web site, the Palestinian Society for the Protection of Human Rights and the Environment said, on August 7: ג€œIn a serious and racist precedent, the Hadassah Ein Kerem administration expelled all Palestinian patients from the hospital after the bombings in West Jerusalem.ג€
    The report goes on to cite three such cases, including a woman kicked out of intensive care, and a man with a severe spinal infection ג€œforced to hire a taxi and leave as quickly as possible.ג€
    Quite a formidable alliance of truth: a human rights group, a university, a health minister.
    On the other hand, we have the claim of Prof. Shmuel Penchas that they lied.
    Well, what do you expect from a man who runs a racially prejudiced hospital? Hey, I'll bet Penchas himself was involved in the selection of Arabs for collective punishment. Jew doctors are like that.
    So who are we to believe?
    I happened to be in that very hospital, and checked it out. I took one step past the front door, and already I could see there was a whiff of racism to the place.
    They made me open my bag, to check that I wasn't an Arab terrorist bringing in hand grenades. What could bring them to presume such a danger?
    The ultimate proof that Hadassah has kicked out sick Arabs is scattered
throughout the Ein Karem hospital: the presence of sick Arabs. It's a slick trick: keep a few of 'em around, for show.
    Sure. What do you bet they're all from Gaza, real pitiful cases, and they all claim to love Hadassah? All we need is to hear one of them say that, to know we're being duped.
    Guess what? First guy I spoke to was my roommate: an Arab. From Gaza.
What're you here for, I asked.
ג€œLeukemia.ג€
Said his name is Ahmed, that he thanked God for Hadassah Hospital. ג€œI don't want to say it's the best hospital in the world. But one of the best, definitely.ג€
Perfect.
I mentioned his health minister's complaint, and Ahmed looked at me like I was crazy. He couldn't find a bad word to say about anyone in the hospital, but on the other hand, he didn't volunteer a good word about his minister, either.
Just what I thought.
I'm sure if I had informed Ahmed that these Jew doctors threatened to transplant AIDS into him instead of bone marrow unless he said all the right things, Ahmed would have denied it.
My other roommate is named Mahmud. He's from Nablus. Another Palestinian kept around for show, undoubtedly brainwashed by Penchas's conniving Jew doctors. When Mahmud heard that he was supposed to have been thrown out because of his race, he laughed derisively. ג€œNobody told me to leave. They're taking good care of me here. Did they really say those things? Ridiculous, ridiculous.ג€    
But sure enough, just as we finished chatting, guess what? The hospital disconnected his IV and told him to leave.
So, Mahmud: you're kicked out.
No, he said, smiling happily: ג€œI'm allowed to go home.ג€
As he left, he bestowed a silent prayer on Hadassah for saving his life.

   WE HAVE become accustomed to outrageous lies in a one-way propaganda war.
   
It's a tactic the Palestinians didn't invent. They're not even good at it, but it doesn't take much these days to spread malicious lies to a dumbed public. The henchman of credibility is shamelessness.
   
They have made inane claims before, laughably idiotic accusations no half-wit should believe. But with this, they have gone too far. This isn't merely intellectual dishonesty: it is profound immorality.
   
It would be easier to accuse Mother Teresa of racism than Hadassah.
   
Penchas's hospital holds a mythic awe not just among Palestinians but throughout the Arab world. If someone has but one good word to say about Israel, that word will always be ג€œHadassah.ג€
   
Jewish doctors treat Arab patients with the same dedication as Hadassah's Arab doctors treat Jews. The place is a model of integration, of harmony, of indifference to difference.
   
It doesn't have to be drummed into staffers: it is basic to the culture of this mini-city, where some 15,000 people come and go on an average day.
   
Hell, you could bring in an Arab who's just blown to bits a dozen Jews, and the people at Hadassah will do what they must to save his life.
   
They may not want to, but they will obey the Oath.
   
But ... what am I going on about? I've told you nothing about Hadassah's reputation that isn't universally known.
Sadly, when a human-rights group, a university, and a minister fire off an accusation, some poor spokesman has to dignify the comments with a response.
   
Never mind what he'd like to say. That would be something like what Hadassah's spokesman, Yossi Shoval, told me afterward: ג€œIt is a pity we should have to regard this defamation in an apologetic manner,ג€ he said, shaking his head in disbelief at the perfidy. ג€œBut I had to produce statistics. I had to prove our hands are clean. It was like having to prove we didn't kill Jesus.ג€  
He was referring, of course, to the ג€œfirst Palestinian.ג€

Coming soon: Why Hadassah Hospital killed JFK.