12/1/98

Nightmare on Efrata Street

    Put Daffy Duck up against Jerusalem Mayor Olmert in the next election, and the duck will win in a landslide -- at least, on Efrata Street in Talpiot.
    Oh, they are mad on Efrata.
    It is one of the city's prettier streets. Great old pine trees arch across it from both sides. No sidewalks. Relaxed, easygoing folk. Right in the middle of town, Efrata is rustlingly rural, genteel and countrified cozy.
    Was.
    Efrata is now a mudbath, citifying with cement curbs many of the residents don't want, bristling with apoplectic rage at a municipal government that seems insensitive. The towering 70-year-old pines -- which City Hall has already attempted to hack down, before backing off following demonstrations -- may again be endangered, by the roadwork.
    It's not just that Efrata is now getting sidewalks. Many Efratans emphatically do not  want sidewalks in front of their homes, they want to preserve the rustic flavor, and they've made their thoughts very clear to the people who manage their city.
    It's not just that City Hall brusquely disregarded the residents. Whether they want sidewalks or not, they're damn well gonna have 'em -- and they're gonna pay for 'em.
    The Moss family is forced to pay NIS 10,079.
    The Jonahs have to come up with NIS 18,000. Within 30 days. They're just a normal, middle-class family, choking on their debts and overdraft.
    It's not just that the nice people of Efrata have to fork out upwards of NIS 8,000 per household, immediately, for sidewalks they've never had, never needed and don't want: what do you think arrived in the mail soon after these charges?
    Yup.
    Arnona bills. The municipal tax that is supposed to pay for such things as roadworks.
    And not just that. Arnona, which annually plunges us into economic gloom at this time of year, was just raised an outrageous 18 percent.
    The city is making off like bandits, holding up the Jonahs for a total of NIS 25,000 --  and telling them in a mass PR campaign that it's for their own good. (Wonder how much those slick, glossy brochures extolling the virtues of Arnona cost each of us?)
    So. Are you going to vote for Olmert?
    "I would have," said one resident who only just moved there a few weeks ago, "but now? Are you nuts?"
     Michael and Yaffa Shira Caplan, a young couple in their 20s, scraped together what they could to buy an apartment there. They're not moneyed -- he's a writer, she, a teacher -- and now, they're in deep trouble. "We got a bill for NIS 15,000, and wondered how we're going to come up with it," Michael says. "Then, a week later, we were hit with Arnona: another 5,000. We'll have to take out a loan." (Never mind, Michael: it's for your own good.)
    The Caplans live at the end of Efrata -- which already has sidewalks. 
    "It's ludicrous,ג€ Michael fumes. ג€œWhat's Arnona for anyway?"
    Not for this kind of work, says Municipal Spokeswoman Johanne Malka. "Arnona does not cover such costs," she says, adding that "the practise of billing residents [for roadwork] is in fact common, it is done in other cities in Israel as well as abroad."  
    To be fair, let's give our roadworks department a little credit in this case. Ordinarily, when they rip up a road and give it that war-zone look for a few months, and then finally finish the job with a nice, smooth layer of asphalt, they go home for lunch then return to rip up the road all over again because they forgot to put in a pipe, or they lost a shovel down there. This time, however, they figured, hey -- if we're already putting in a sidewalk, let's go the distance.
    Which is why Efrata is also getting an entirely new street, plus state-of-the-art, world-class, cutting-edge, finest-anywhere drainage.
    The people who live there are a little surprised to learn they need a new street surface. And by the sound of it, City Hall has not exactly been flooded with drainage complaints from these folks.
    "There are no real problems with the street. Efrata is old, but solid," says Tzippi Moss, a member of the street committee fighting the exorbitant bills. Moss is one who feels no need for sidewalks, even though she does not own a car, and therefore should be the first one clamoring for sidewalks.
    But -- American that she is (Moss hails from Milwaukee) -- she admits that some of her neighbors disagree, and so yields to the vagaries of democracy. What she's fighting is "the lack of correlation between the cost of the work, and what we're being made to pay."
    This, she says, smacks of hidden taxation: a poor city goosing its middle-class to make up for the huge and ever-growing sector that doesn't pull its weight. "The city is carrying on its back populations that can't carry their load, and we have to subsidize them."
    "What we're paying," says Caplan, "does not reflect the cost of the job."
    Both Moss and Caplan, it appears, are absolutely right.
    "According to the law," says spokeswoman Malka, "the sum is set by tariff, based on a home's metrage. There is no relation between the fee and the cost of the work."
    She was admirably cooperative and professional despite my relentless demands for answers. But the numbers she was given just don't add up.
    "Residents are never billed for the whole amount," she says. "The Municipality subsidizes more than half the cost."
    Well, what is the cost?
    Does five million sound reasonable?
    For a new airport runway, maybe; for a two-block stretch of road improvement, probably not.
    According to the committee's accounting, they've been billed NIS 2,203,487 -- and that's only including the neighbors they've managed to ask. Moss says a final figure of NIS 2.5 m. would be about right.
    According to the city's accounting, its 50%-plus share would put the cost at over NIS 5 million.
    Dogged investigation turned up this: the city expects the whole thing to cost just NIS 2 million -- for both Efrata and an adjoining street.
    Which means the good burghers of Efrata are probably being bilked for four or five times the amount they should be paying -- if indeed they should be paying anything at all. 
    Uzi Sivan has been saddled with a bill of about NIS 15,000. He's a lot more pragmatic about it than anyone else. "Jerusalem is the poorest city in Israel, with a large percentage of residents under the poverty line. The haredim have large families, they don't work, and so the city takes only a token amount of tax from them. The same is true for the city's Arabs. But that was decided not by the city, but by the Knesset. It's political.
    "We are paying more because they pay less. It's not fair. But that's the law."
    Sivan -- whose daughter also owns a home on Efrata -- has discussed the matter with his neighbors, but declines to join the battle against the city. It wouldn't be right, he says.
    After all, he's not just a resident of Efrata. He also happens to be the city comptroller.